I need some tax advice

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I switched jobs early last year and when I did, my wife and I had a discussion on what I should claim on my W4. I wanted to claim 1. She insisted that I should claim zero. My reasoning was that I thought I'd always claimed 1 and we hadn't had to pay additional money for several years. She remembered it differently. So I claimed 1.

    Well, I did my taxes last night and had to write a big fat (for me) check to Uncle Sam. About 3 grand. I was clearly in the wrong. Bottom line, I need some way to make this her fault. Any suggestions?

    @Sea Slob
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    yes check box A
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Donate to the presidential candidates?
     
  4. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    BTW, who in the fuck ever does that?
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    only 1 dollar
     
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    Ouch.
     
  7. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    If @Danas Boyfrien hadn't put me on ignore, he'd probably be calling me a faggot.
     
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    Yeah, if you only knew how often I have a spare 3 grand laying around.
     
  9. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Just call her a stupid cunt. She'll forget about being right on the taxes instantly.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    he is too busy sucking off RH Goatcabin
     
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    Bro There is no Dana VIP Gold

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    Claim 0.
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Your wife should know all about zeroes. She married one. :ucoffee:




    Oops, sorry. Thought you were Gwarn.
     
  13. gwartney

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    I'm gonna do that but I have to save face in my present jam.
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    :bigthink: The basis of a sound plan.
     
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    Go to Vegas and bet it all on black.
    Win big.
    Problems solved.
    She can shut her big yap.
     
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  16. Scotty4x4

    Scotty4x4 That’s a Fine! Staff Member

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    File single, white out her name on 1040 and wait for IRS to "fix the glitch" for you :coffee:

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    I bleve I can get a quicky divorce there too!
     
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    Vegas baby.
    Vegas!
     
  19. Scotty4x4

    Scotty4x4 That’s a Fine! Staff Member

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    Listen to this guy, he is ghostwriting Artie's next book about "gambling"

    :artiejj:
     
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    How does he keep getting book deals?