I need some tips.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Nov 19, 2012.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I need some tips on some evil shit to do to somebody. EVIL - remember who you're dealing with here. I've smashed out windows with bats, wiped out toilet bowls with my ex's toothbrush, sliced tires...

    I gotta step up my game without going to jail.
     
  2. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    I have a tip for you.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'll give you a tip

    THE TIP OF MY COCK, OHHHHHHHH!


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  4. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    This for your sister-in-law?
     
  5. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    using a bat on a window is way too much work.

    just use porcelain
     
  6. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    Live better than them
     
  7. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Put your dog's shit under their car door handle.
     
  8. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    torch their shed, slippy. Torch it!
     
  9. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Yes. :facepalm: She won't stop. She's psychotic. I think if she just went back on her meds it wouldn't be this fucked up, and if my brother wasn't living here I wouldn't be so exposed to it. But she's not, and he is. I feel sick to my stomach.

    Funny you should say that, the day I took out the windows he had 2 skinny little windows on each side of the front door. I was MAD, and I'm a lot stronger than I look - I beat the fucking SHIT out of those 2 fuckers and couldn't take them out. The rest of the windows were easy though.
     
  10. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Move your brother into their basement.
     
  11. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    This. Living well is the best revenge.
     
  12. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    1 buy gun
    2 point towards head
    3 pull triger
     
  13. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    neg rep them.
     
  14. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    She actually DOES have a shed! But she's also got my 2 nephews. I'd never ever do anything to jeopardize their safety.
     
  15. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    have her birth certificate voided. then have her declared a french canadian.

    that's probably the worst you can do next to.... wait ! i know! get her a date with Mutt!
     
  16. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    See post #2.
     
  17. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Covered. She keeps poking my life with a stick from the outside though.
     
  18. Ron Decline

    Ron Decline New Member Banned User

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    Cars and Super Glue can be a bad combo.

    First, glue on the gas cap.

    Then, cover toothpicks with glue and stick them in the door locks.

    Steal someone's mobility.
     
  19. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Oh that IS evil!
     
  20. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Pay me, and Ill handle it