I need someone to do my laundry for me

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  1. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I haven't done this shit in years. Not looking forward to it.

    Come help a Monk out. :)
     
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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Posting about laundry is gay.
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Posting about laundry and NOT DRINKING is gay. Yet, I am drinking a nice IPA, so I am good.

    GO MONK.
     
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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Carry on, sir!

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  5. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    :jj:

    Have you ever tried to fold California King bed sheets by yourself?

    SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
     
  6. PullMyFinger

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    First off, you'll need one of GHP's island girls and one of these...

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    it'll also help if you are close to a river or stream.
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    i hate folding sheets, and i only have a queen.

    california king is nice :D
     
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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Hang out thread! :yay:

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  9. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!!

    First load is done. Into the dryer.

    I think I used the liquid bleach for colors in the area the liquid tide was to go in and vice versa. Oh well.

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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Big sleigh bed. My wife has to get a running start to get up on to it.
     
  11. nazdrowie

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    get the wife to do it.
     
  12. MONK

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    She is gone for 2 weeks. Hopefully longer.
     
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    and she didnt leave you specific instructions on how to operate the washing mac-hine & other appliances?

    she really dropped the ball here.
     
  14. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Agreed.

    That being said, I put some of her clean shit in there just for good measure in case I fuck anything up.
     
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    I see an excellent disaster in the making
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    sounds like War of the Roses is beginning... :ohnoes:

    Doing your own laundry is a small price to pay for some solitude and peace and quiet.
     
  17. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I would do this full time for the peace and quiet.

    Haven't been nagged at in over a week. :cheer2:
     
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    hey MONK, you should pile all that dirty laundry next to your front door, so that when the Missus returns, the first thing she sees is a mountain of dirty clothes.

    then you could jump out from behind the pile and shout "PWNED!!"
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    see? :c glad you're relaxing
     
  20. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I wish I had thought of this 2 hours ago. :rofl: