Stern Show I need to cut the lawn...

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    But it's still pretty wet. It's also really long because it's been like 6 days since I mowed. It's going to be sunny tomorrow and I can't decide if I should wait or not. I hate those wet clumps of grass in my yard :nocheer: WTF should I do?
     
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    Stern related because Marci Turk would say "get it done"
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I want to rape Ashley Benson
     
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    Make your wife do it while you drink beer with your friends.
     
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    Smoke weed and say you'll do it tomorrow every day for the next 3 months.
     
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    Let it grow into a forest.
     
  7. DrivenByDemons

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    FUCK I have to go do it. I'm just procrastinating.
     
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    Ask for a raise here and hire a landscaper.
     
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    They don't cut how I like it. I do it diagonally. SRS. :facepalm:
     
  10. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Somebody on here was giving me hell the other day because i didn't know the difference between mowing the lawn and cutting the grass. I still don't know.
     
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    Alert sent
     
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    I'm with you. Nobody else touches my lawn.
     
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    Alerted for showing cock in your av.
     
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    how wet
     
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    I've moved from bi to weekly mowing. Looks better and it's easier in some ways.

    Mower is a Honda from the 1970's given to be by MIL still going strong.
     
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    I'm sure cutting grass has something to do with growing weed.
     
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    I still follow the Purdue agricultural recommended lawn care schedule :grad:
     
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    It's been rainy and cloudy. And the grass is thick and lush. Not a good combo.
     
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    I love pizza. And I love coming up with excuses why I can't mow today.
     
  20. gwartney

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    Texas A&M has a great program that I use since the conditions are so different from Indiana.
     
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