I need to have a word.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by eliasbboy, Jun 8, 2013.

  1. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    I wanted to announce this before things get weird and rumors start.

    I have been removed as a member of staff from this site and I think you all deserve to know the truth, no matter how painful that truth may be.:nocheer:



    As you may know, I've been here since the very beginning. I'm OG. I've always done my best to contribute and to help out when needed.

    Now, a few weeks ago I decided to take a week off and go on vacation with my family. Our trip included a stop at a zoo.

    My family was under the weather and we decided they would rest and I would spend the day at the zoo myself.

    Due to on going legal issues, I am unable to provide full details, but I would like take this time and publicly apologize to Monk.



    I had NO idea that chimp was your sister. She totally came on to me. I would NEVER have done what I did if she hadn't been asking for it, flashing that pink butt and throwing her poop all sexy like.

    I am sorry.

    Please do not make a mockery out of this.

    P.S.- If I get a call in 9 months I will absolutely be willing to make and honest chimp out of her.



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  2. Billy Brown

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    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    I think we all knew that some day it would come to this.
     
  4. eliasbboy

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    You bang ONE monkey whore and people just start judging you. :nojj:
     
  5. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Now I'll never get that pen.
     
  6. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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  7. eliasbboy

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    Do you have any idea what the going price is for primate palimony?

    I'm screwed. :nocheer:
     
  8. whatsit

    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    :rofl:
     
  9. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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  10. eliasbboy

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  11. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I know the feeling
     
  12. whatsit

    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    Elias will you please make a Beth puppet in said thread?
     
  13. Guy LaDouche

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    First!! Nice...
     
  14. eliasbboy

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    Damn. I just realized something. Now I gotta call John Daniels and ask for a job. :bigcry:
     
  15. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    The fact of the matter is is that you are too much of a liability for the insurance policy.
    You're always cutting off your feet and such.
     
  16. Guy LaDouche

    Guy LaDouche New Member

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    Which one is you there elias?
     
  17. eliasbboy

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  18. eliasbboy

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    It's bullshit I tell ya. I only did that twice.
     
  19. sarnie

    sarnie haha,sore losers Gold

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    oh oh
     
  20. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    good one.