I need to learn how to piss again.

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  1. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Lately I been pissing like a split tongue snake. The fucking piss is going in two directions instead of one steady stream. I keep pissing on my bathroom floor because of it. It happens from time to time when i try pissing after I cum, or when I have a semi. Now it happens on a regular basis. What the fuck?
     
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    You watching the Batchlor too?
     
  3. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    It happens when you cum, or have just had a boner.
     
  4. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    lol..No the Net/Bull game. They're talking about this? I'm serious bro. It's getting annoying . I been pissing in my tub to avoid a mess.
     
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    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    I said that.
     
  6. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    Brah...it only gets better.
     
  7. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    i DON'T THINK THIS IS NORMAL.
     
  8. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    you might have a small kidney stone? is it slightly irritating--not quite painful
     
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    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    penis cancer?
     
  10. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Not at all. No pain whatsoever.
     
  11. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Is there such a thing?:eek:
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    clean your weiner for Christ's sake
     
  13. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    I was going to edit and add words. Me slow.
     
  14. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    Ahhh, the old "I just busted a nut piss".

    Just piss in the shower dude.
     
  15. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    no problem brah
     
  16. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    sex change not working out like you thought?
     
  17. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    I shower everyday :dontknow:
     
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    :haha:
     
  19. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Shove a straw deep in the pee hole
     
  20. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    But it happens when I don't nut. It's the same thing though.