I need your dad's wife, please

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  1. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    I'm not kidding. I need her. I'm gonna fold her over the couch and put some Winger on and get her ass cheeks slapping like a seal. She'll love it. We'll make a big mess..
     
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    I will cut you with the switch blade I carry in the back pocket of my jeans.
     
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  3. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    My dad's wife is Chinese and mean.
     
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  4. Chriza

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    Meen Ho Mom.
     
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    Love talk like that will only get you so far with Mom.
     
  7. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    :bigthink What really gets her motor running?
     
  8. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I Banned User

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    Diesel
     
  9. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    The wrestler?
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I Banned User

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  11. Lumbergh

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    This is disgusting. You're too old to be talking like this.
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    I'm going through my old posts and deleting them until my Gold membership runs out. I am not the worst poster on this site but I've got to be one of the worst when I read my own terrible posts.
     
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  13. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    You just aren't a good judge of your own posts. You are probably deleting some great posts.
     
  14. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    You're one of my favorites.
     
  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    :hersh: Thank you for the compliments but 2010-2013 were really bad posting years. I just deleted a bunch in a thread where Schmoopy himself told me to calm down.
     
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  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    When a guy eating nasal inhaler cotton tells you to calm down, you need to evaluate yourself.
     
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    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Dude. I'm trying to fuck old ladies. What is your problem?
     
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    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    Well, since you asked, I have a few problems with your proposition.

    Firstly, you're asking for my dad's wife, aka my mom. My mom is married, and if I recall from your posts, you are married as well. I do not support cheating or adultery.

    Secondly, my mom has some health issues and I don't think she's up to having her ass cheeks slapping like a seal.

    Hopefully you'll think before you type next time, you selfish bastard.
     
  19. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Son of a bitch!!
     
  20. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    You've been Lumbergh'd.