I need your head lice plz.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mr. Potato Head, Mar 15, 2016.

  1. Mr. Potato Head

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    I am going to spread it around all the local bars.
     
  2. Apple the cat

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    You should keep one as a pet. You can name him "Buster the body crab".
     
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    :bigthink





    "Lever's Bane"
     
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    Did you guys have lice checks at school?
     
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    There was a lice outbreak when I was in 2nd grade. We had daily checks for a couple weeks.
     
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    @Ryan Lever
     
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    I got it from some kid in first grade. They picked us over like gorillas.
     
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    I didn't end up getting it, but like 3/4 of the class did.

    I ended up getting voted onto student council because of low voter turn out.
     
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    I could have and would have given kids headlice to get on student council! You don't realize things like that until it's too late.
     
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    What position did you get?
     
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    The 5th and 6th graders had all the positions locked up (president, vice-president, treasurer, etc.)

    I was just my class rep for the one year. I didn't stand a chance of winning when there was a full classroom to vote.
     
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    We had a dumb contest in fifth grade where you had to dress like someone from the 1950s on the same day that we had student council speeches. I lost big time to a girl who incorporated 50s greaser slang into her speech. She had the fake cigarettes in her shirt sleeve, too.
     
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    What did you go as?
     
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    I had banana yellow high tops and an entirely yellow outfit but that's all I remember. It wasn't cool looking at all.
     
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    In Florida its only a matter of time till a kid gets it. So gross.
     
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    My poor mom got it because she was a teacher. I think she only got it once. She was probably lucky.
     
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    I never saw it that bad maybe 5 on a comb through, at the most, my cousin had it once when we were little.
     
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    This is a good thread.