I never asked for this Longhorn J wants to ram me texas style and he wants a duck up

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Super Mario, Mar 2, 2013.

  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    my ass. YOu fucking texas freak I do not spread for no roses. If you wear briefs I will think about it but you got a little weight even though I find that hot I want to make sure you can last more than five minutes in bed And not just laying there while I am doing all the work . We can go that route but Im gonna tie your naked hairy body up like a pig and ride that dick till sunrise so decide what you wantcause Im not going to put up with a half ass one minute man okkay.
     
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    Know what's good? Texas Toast.
     
  3. Super Mario

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    they have good barb b q sauce too.
     
  4. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    ha ha... you got a date on Wednesday baby
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    You're in Mario!!


    The last person to cum after Tuesday was Cheri. :sarcastic:
     
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    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP Gold

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    Hey, Mario?
     
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    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Mario wins
     
  8. Super Mario

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    :yes:
     
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    Mario, I promised I was never gonna come into one or ur threads, but , I lied, u cracked me up, u sometimes make me laugh, so I , this time u made me laugh exta, funny shit. PW sorry , had to check in , hahhahhahhahahaahahahhah
     
  10. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~POTY the bar~ 2010 OG Gold

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    Mario? When you know that you got it and you know that everyone wants you? You gotta act like you know that everyone wants you! Don't be afraid to spit right in his face and tell him he'd be LUCKY to buy you a drink! and slap him in the face!