WTF I never see the female posters here offering Dawg sexual favors

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    And I don't see why not. None of you want to take care of the site owner?

    Shame on you :nono:
     
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    FSFN Well-Known Member

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    The Shed ladies are to classy for that ;)
     
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  3. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    before you start another thread think Quality before Quantity.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    No such thing
     
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    OV Rapscallion

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    Maybe if dawg waited in the backseat of a car late at night in a dark parking lot behind a closed bar, he could get lucky if one drunk and horny adulterous lady ended up there with him :dontknow: :
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Dude the owner of this place. Back of a car? Fuck outta here
     
  7. Sleep

    Sleep Eat My Dong DawgShed News

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    :jj:
     
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    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP

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    Pimp shitty.
     
  9. Mulletude

    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    Don't these women know that sometimes you just gotta give it up?
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I guess not
     
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  11. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    you saying he could and should draw a helluva lot hotter women than that?
     
  12. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Yes
     
  13. Scotty4x4

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    Would this situation maybe include two women and one guy? Seems more realistic if Dawg walked up to the car and recognized one of the occupants.

    :coffee:
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    He NEVER EVER does.
     
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    Yeah ladies whats the deal with having self respect for yourselves just offer your bodies up, Lets go
     
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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo Gold

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    See, the problem with that there thinking is that, if carried to its logical conclusion, would require the same of everyone. Now, how the hell am I going to post shitty or Schmoopy-sized numbers if I don't just disregard quality-control entirely? We're slinging aluminum siding here, folks; not building the Taj Mahal.

    Anyway, I think shitty is just trying to set himself up as the "gatekeeper" to the band (Dawg). You know, get the groupies to do a little favor for the gatekeeper so he'll let you get backstage. Way to go, shitty! Using your power for good, not evil.
     
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    Princess Kitty You Knew

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    After all the dick pics @garypagetwo sent him as an offer for Gold status, Dawg has become numb and nauseous to all bribery.
     
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    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    Dawg and any possible ladies are very discreet.
    We will never ever hear about any affairs.
     
  20. kippy

    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

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    If the ladies won't do it, I'm sure that shitty will gladly suck Dawg's cock.
     
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