I never turn my boyfriend down for sex. Why does he still jerk off?

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  1. Bodhi

    Bodhi New Member Banned User

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    I don't get it. Why does he choose masturbation over being with me and what can I do to change this?
     
  2. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    fuck you Gary
     
  3. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    Because he's a man...:coffee:
     
  4. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Bodhi is Bodhi
     
  5. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    You may have vaginosis.
     
  6. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    Cuz its fun.
     
  7. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    oh lord we have another Suzy in our hands:facepalm:
     
  8. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Sex is great but it's nothing like the real thing.
     
  9. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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  10. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    do you call your penis Suzy? :c
     
  11. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    I might as well
     
  12. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    tick tock...
     
  13. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    The mult clock is a tickin
     
  14. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    naz :dancin:
     
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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Even when I live with a woman and fuck her all the time, I still need to beat off to porn every day. I think it keeps me from cheating.
     
  16. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    :munch:
     
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    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    There are no strings attached to masturbating try it.
     
  18. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I was going to say: the same reason WE masturbate every day - because it feels great & it's a wonderful addition to the day - and I don't need porn to get aroused or need any outside stimulation other than my fingers or Hitachi.
     
  19. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    ^

    that's why