I offended a fellow contractor on the jobsite yesterday by calling him a slapcock.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Who the fuck gets offended at being called a slapcock? Especially when he was acting like a slapcock.

    :dave:
     
  2. gilaet

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    Maybe he thought you were flirting.
     
  3. Gas Face

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    sounds like you were hitting on him
     
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    See?
     
  5. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    :facepalm:

    Stop being a pack of slapcocks.
     
  6. Gas Face

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    You shouldn't shit where you eat, Dave
     
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    Calm down, sailor.
     
  8. LonghornJ

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    Yeah well the jerk store called... they're all out of you!
     
  9. Teeney

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    That's a cute pet name
     
  10. Gas Face

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    He should sue you for sexual harrasment
     
  11. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    His boss called my boss who asked me 'whats a slapcock'. :fil:
     
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    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    slapcock? :scratch:
     
  13. Daveindiego

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    No one asked for you to come running in here flapping your goddamn soup-cooler. :fil:
     
  14. Teeney

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    Don't be too hasty maybe the guy is just playing hard to get.
     
  15. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Yeah, exactly what my boss did.

    Who is a woman.
     
  16. Phil McKrakin

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    :lol:
     
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    play hard to get and eventually slap cocks?
     
  18. Artie Laugh

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    No wonder no one's ever heard of it. From the 1980s:facepalm:

    Derogatory term for an adolescent male deficient in genital hair. Commonly used in school showers and changing areas. Often accompanied by violent application of a rolled up towel to the afflicted area.
     
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    This never happened.
     
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    Die Old Man! :yay:

    Die Old Man! :yay:

    Die Old Man! :yay:
    Die Old Man! :yay:

    Die Old Man! :yay: