I often masturbate when I cry...

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  1. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Makes those annual Thanksgiving family viewings of Old Yeller kinda awkward.
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Don't even ask about funerals.
     
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    Gator What?

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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Shut your cock holster.
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Tears = lube
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    I cry at the thought of you masturbating
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Buys a fancy house...now he can't afford lube
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    You get damp somewhere but it ain't your eyes.
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    The house is far from "fancy". The property on the other hand is stunning IMO. :yes:
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    I never cry. I just get humiliated at the porn I just watched :nocheer:
     
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