I once banged Susan Sarandon's child care provider

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  1. chapped

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    1997 Bar Harbor, Maine she was hired to babysit their kids while Tim and Susan played tiddlywinks, ate lobsters and dicked around...

    If by any chance Tim or Susan ever read this. .. Let me know if you want to know what Jen was doing while you guys left your kids in her care....

    Holla

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    That's nothing. I once took a piss, just two urinals away from former boxing champ Johnny "Bump City" Bumphus.
     
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    i was expecting a pic of a large burger
     
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    I was once in the same state as Rod Gilbert. But I don't want to brag.
     
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    I think your Men's room story tops mine. I once shared one with the immortal Kenny G. (No, he did not piss into, or out of his horn)
     
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    You originally a Maineiac?
     
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    I had twitter sex with Eric the Midget. And he told me he liked it. So there.
     
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    I sat next to Alyssa Milano at a SF Giants game. I think she was dating one of the Marlins pitchers at the time. She was rather lovely.
     
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    He was pretty good himself.
     
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    I'm friends with Ham Hands Bill. I steal old Stern shows for him.
     
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    Ten years ago I stood 3 feet from Loretta Switt selling jewelry at a convention center.
     
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    I saw them walking their tribe in Union Sq one summer evening. How did you find any free space to be with that girl?
     
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    Pix please!
     
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    Have you found a guy yet who will pay for dinner?
     
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