Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Napoleon V2, Jan 17, 2011.
A Bronx tale is on spike
Absolutely agree, Topo.
You can totally tell your girl is a selfish little twat if she doesn't unlock your door for you.
Dats da sonny test^
Da Mario test is if she's willing 2 go down on u with a trucker watching
And a pass is if she is
What about the Topo Gigio test? Where Topo goes down on a trucker and if the girl doesn't run away and stays to watch he will date her?
Tha souns closr to da truff.
Mario test is gross, Topo.
Calogero is a good mult name though.
The bro test is if I lay a nasty fart and the chick farts back she passes.
I don't rly do da Mario test
You do really do truckers though, correct?
I used the Sonny test once. She passed.
(She had also seen the movie, I found out later)
You need to do the Sam Kinison test. If you fall asleep inside a broad mid stroke, then shit the bed afterwards and she doesn't leave you...she's a keeper.
I thought this thread was gonna be about Nintendo.
lol Ya guys are funny.
I thought it was gonna be about Mario's hot friend.
Topo goes down on truckers and starts :shmoop: threads when he comes up for air. He says its all goo.
not sure if u think ur fnny but ur falling flat^
There's nothing funny about you or your :shmoop: threads.
You blow truckers FTE style don't you.