I only d8 girls dat pass da Mario test

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  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    A Bronx tale is on spike
     
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    Absolutely agree, Topo.

    You can totally tell your girl is a selfish little twat if she doesn't unlock your door for you.
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Dats da sonny test^
    Da Mario test is if she's willing 2 go down on u with a trucker watching
    And a pass is if she is
     
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    What about the Topo Gigio test? Where Topo goes down on a trucker and if the girl doesn't run away and stays to watch he will date her?


    Tha souns closr to da truff.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Mario test is gross, Topo.
     
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    Calogero is a good mult name though.
     
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    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    The bro test is if I lay a nasty fart and the chick farts back she passes.
     
  10. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    I don't rly do da Mario test
     
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    You do really do truckers though, correct? :dontknow:
     
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    I used the Sonny test once. She passed.

    (She had also seen the movie, I found out later)
     
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    You need to do the Sam Kinison test. If you fall asleep inside a broad mid stroke, then shit the bed afterwards and she doesn't leave you...she's a keeper. :jj:
     
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    I thought this thread was gonna be about Nintendo. :nocheer:
     
  16. Firey

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    lol Ya guys are funny.
     
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    I thought it was gonna be about Mario's hot friend. :sad:
     
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    Topo goes down on truckers and starts :shmoop: threads when he comes up for air. He says its all goo.
     
  19. Napoleon V2

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    not sure if u think ur fnny but ur falling flat^
     
  20. HowieCalbo

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    There's nothing funny about you or your :shmoop: threads.

    You blow truckers FTE style don't you. :sgay: