I paid your girlfriend 75 bucks to shave me.

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    not 74
     
  2. nserafini

    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    obviously she was underpaid
     
  3. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint VIP Extreme Gold

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    Did she accidentally remove your tiny little ween? Sorry about that....
     
  4. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    Do you have skin tags?
     
  5. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    Hell no
     
  6. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Stop it.
     
  7. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    Mind the skin tags!
     
  8. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    A few
     
  9. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    I just want people to take a razor to those things when I see them
     
  10. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    you're assuming it's big enough to find.
     
  11. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    stop
     
  12. Johnnykstaint

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    It could easily be shaved off with the hairs :dontknow:
     
  13. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    oh well that's easy then.

    like 'oops i never saw it!!'
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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  15. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    IM small :sad:
     
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    Its ok bro, somehow you tricked a woman into marrying you, right? :up:
     
  17. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    it's proof that there's someone out there for every person on earth
     
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  19. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    im gross but not that gross
     
  20. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    :eek: