I Passed Alison's Office Today

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  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    Had an appointment with my doctor this afternoon. Alison shares space with a few doctors in an office right near the building entrance. Her name is on the door clear as day.

    "ALISON BERNS SIMON, LCSW"

    No mention of "Stern".

    I've often thought about making an appointment to see her just so I could be in the same room as the person who knows more about Howard and the skeletons in his closet than anyone on Earth. Oh, the stories Alison could tell...
     
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    "Beth Ostrosky, FWMC"

    "FWMC" - Fame Whoring Malignant Cunt . . . :giggle:

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    All Gold Diggers & Trust Fund Rapists Welcome . . . :yes:
     
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    Stalker. :stalker:
     
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    What's wrong with you? check up?
     
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    [video=youtube;OaTO8_KNcuo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaTO8_KNcuo[/video]
     
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    Alison's office? Why does she work? Her husband is a billionaire, she could be on red carpets and saving animoes
     
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    Blood test. I'm on meds for high cholesterol and low thyroid function and need to get my blood checked at least 4x per year to see if my meds need to be changed. I'm planning on having a major physical later this year, including the dreaded thumb up my ass. I hate that.
     
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    :console:
     
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    I've also wondered how much she really works. I'm sure she has very limited hours and carefully screens potential patients to make sure that they arent HSS fans trying to ogle her.
     
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    If they pay, who cares?

    At least, that's what her ex-husband would say.
     
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    May I recommend the Colonoscopy.
     
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    noname2 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Sigh...this always comes up. Her husband is a banker. He is not the mall David Simon. He is not a billionaire. (But Alison probably is).
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    Regardless, there are animoes need saving
     
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    If your doctor is using their thumb, I think they are just fucking with you.

    I changed to a female doctor simply because of this procedure. Slimmer fingers and I can just pretend she is hot for me.
     
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    Eat more Mediterranean-like food, bud.
     
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    The digital exam (index finger, by the way) gives information to the doctor about the size and surface characteristics of the prostate, in addition to probing for lesions and checking for blood. Many a prostate cancer has been picked up via clues drawn from the digital exam. Colonoscopy has a vital role, but it won't help define a lumpy, enlarged prostate. The PSA, in recent literature, is proving less and less useful.
     
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    I recall reading about Alison's practice somewhere, I thought it odd one area she specializes in is family/childhood traumas, and then add Emily's disturbing CD of weird poems and latest zombie poem, I can only imagine what went on in that house before Stern got his own apt in Manhattan.
     
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