I passed wind loudly while watching TV tonight, and the lady on the screen said--

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    --"Eeewwww, who cut one!!??", not even 2 seconds after I had finished farting ... It's like she was right there !!!

    Hand to God, 100% truth...... It was creepy
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Plot flaw: There is no god and your asshole is sewn shut. :bs:
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    :owned:
     
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    who the fuck says, "passed wind"?
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    People like me who possess significant quantities of couth & decorum
     
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    My wife burped and then that Reggie Jonesy said The pitch is too high.... the torpedo is Russian
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    people like you who use thesaurus.com
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Good to see you're still giving it the ol' college try.. But you're still failing :( ....(P.S.- say hi to mom for me when you head upstairs from your basement to help her with her daily sitz-bath)
     
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    Your communicative shortcomings are your own, sir.... My command of the language is sound
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    I do not condone your use of racial vulgarity
     
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    Chiva Well-Known Member

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    Fuck off, you toxic porch monkey
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Your continued fascination with atheism & other mens anus' suggests that you are not only godless, but you are also irrefutably a lover of male ding-dong
     
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    Hunt for Red October.
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Do the other Klansmen make fun of your small physique & call you Li'l-KKK ??
     
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    Chiva Well-Known Member

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    Your head full of useless trivia is why I love you.

    and your tits
     
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  16. LonghornJ

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    You arrogant ass, you've killed us!
     
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    No, because I always bring a bread bowl with spinach dip to the meetings
     
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    :cheer:
     
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    Yes :jj: