I planted a magnolia tree..

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Psyche, May 5, 2014.

  1. Psyche

    Psyche Freethinker

    Reputations:
    107,249
    Joined:
    Jan 9, 2014
    Messages:
    31,723
    Likes Received:
    14,177
    when I got home today! :sun:

    [​IMG]

    And my weeping cherry was all...

    [​IMG]

    :tflip:, Jack Frost. :owned:
     
    Last edited: May 5, 2014
  2. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    5,097
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    42,060
    Likes Received:
    1,146
    Hope it gets cut down by a beaver



    Fuck your faggot tree
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

    Reputations:
    107,102
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    43,652
    Likes Received:
    16,111
    If that's a full Magnolia, it's too fucking close to that tree in the background. Magnolias get huge.
     
  4. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

    Reputations:
    107,102
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    43,652
    Likes Received:
    16,111
    You fucked up big time. That fucker will get 50 feet or so at maturity.
     
  5. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    5,097
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    42,060
    Likes Received:
    1,146
    I hope a forest fire starts

    And just burns that shit to a crisp
     
  6. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    5,097
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    42,060
    Likes Received:
    1,146
    I hope you run over it with your lawn mower or bush hog

    By accident

    Because you weren't paying attention and got too close
     
  7. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    5,097
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    42,060
    Likes Received:
    1,146
  8. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

    Reputations:
    184,932
    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2013
    Messages:
    56,563
    Likes Received:
    13,593
    Like my boner.
     
  9. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

    Reputations:
    107,102
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    43,652
    Likes Received:
    16,111
    If you don't pick up the giant leaves when they fall, they'll kill your grass.
     
  10. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

    Reputations:
    95,932
    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2011
    Messages:
    30,876
    Likes Received:
    10,808
    I've never seen a magnolia that looks that faggoty

    southern magnolia are evergreen
     
  11. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

    Reputations:
    454,230
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    31,214
    Likes Received:
    33,399
    Jesus…..lotsa tree anger up in here! :jj:

    Looks like a dandy yard there fella. :toptip:
     
  12. Psyche

    Psyche Freethinker

    Reputations:
    107,249
    Joined:
    Jan 9, 2014
    Messages:
    31,723
    Likes Received:
    14,177
    Gas Face was right about you. :fil:

    Actually, that's just a trunk. :grad:. I had to get it cut down after an insane wind storm. :down:. I've got firewood for days. :woot:

    Hence the placement. :wigtip:

    I'm considering carving it into a throne. :bigthink
     
  13. Psyche

    Psyche Freethinker

    Reputations:
    107,249
    Joined:
    Jan 9, 2014
    Messages:
    31,723
    Likes Received:
    14,177
    :lol:
     
  14. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

    Reputations:
    95,932
    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2011
    Messages:
    30,876
    Likes Received:
    10,808
    [video=youtube;uoA8zu1ZTSI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoA8zu1ZTSI[/video]
     
  15. Psyche

    Psyche Freethinker

    Reputations:
    107,249
    Joined:
    Jan 9, 2014
    Messages:
    31,723
    Likes Received:
    14,177
    Patience. :fil:
     
  16. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

    Reputations:
    95,932
    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2011
    Messages:
    30,876
    Likes Received:
    10,808
    [video=youtube;lNhmzyc_OrE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNhmzyc_OrE[/video]
     
  17. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

    Reputations:
    95,932
    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2011
    Messages:
    30,876
    Likes Received:
    10,808
    what kind is it?
     
  18. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

    Reputations:
    379,281
    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2010
    Messages:
    60,082
    Likes Received:
    24,972
    did you forget the tree part?
     
  19. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

    Reputations:
    155,544
    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2011
    Messages:
    60,294
    Likes Received:
    19,413
    i defiled a magnolia bush some years ago.

    I was in Atlanta for a CES convention and i met her on peachtree ave at the Fox theater.
     
  20. Psyche

    Psyche Freethinker

    Reputations:
    107,249
    Joined:
    Jan 9, 2014
    Messages:
    31,723
    Likes Received:
    14,177
    Thanks, buddy. :lo5:

    Tbh, that's just the tip of the iceberg. I've got a shit load of different species; a huge blue spruce, other pines, Japanese elm, Japanese oak, a cherry tree, a plumb tree, a peach tree, a dogwood, and a few others I can't think of right now. I dig this shit. :cool:.

    This, btw, is what my future throne used to look like;

    [​IMG]

    :rip: