Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Swayze, Jun 19, 2013.
Im above you people
I fart into a jar, cover it, then go up to strangers and make them smell it. Try it, it's a lot of fun.
Saxophone aka Skin Flute...
I play 80's sexual songs
I play my organ.
I bet you play just what you feel.
Drink scotch whiskey all night long
And die behind the wheel.
Im really good
I go on my roof and play for hours in the night
Can't wait until Kenny G puts on 250 lbs.^
The saxophonist on the roof. That sounds like an off broadway production.
You can't even play a cow bell, a triangle or a kazoo!
I played some sax in elementary school and the creepy music teacher used tell me to tongue the reed reeeeeally slowly and like he was out of breath.
Sometimes a mist rises around me in the cold dark night
I just play even more sexual when that happens
My playing oozes sensual sexuality and heat
can you play Careless Whisper?