I play the saxophone in my spare time

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  1. Swayze

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    Im above you people
     
  2. Lou Loomis

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    Good job

    [video=youtube_share;xUjR3OcPyM4]http://youtu.be/xUjR3OcPyM4[/video]
     
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    I fart into a jar, cover it, then go up to strangers and make them smell it. Try it, it's a lot of fun.
     
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    Saxophone aka Skin Flute...
     
  5. Swayze

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    I play 80's sexual songs
     
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    I play my organ. :mspin:
     
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    I bet you play just what you feel.
    Drink scotch whiskey all night long
    And die behind the wheel.
     
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    Im really good

    I go on my roof and play for hours in the night
     
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    Can't wait until Kenny G puts on 250 lbs.^
     
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    The saxophonist on the roof. That sounds like an off broadway production.
     
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    You can't even play a cow bell, a triangle or a kazoo!
     
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    I played some sax in elementary school and the creepy music teacher used tell me to tongue the reed reeeeeally slowly and like he was out of breath.

    :worried:
     
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    Sometimes a mist rises around me in the cold dark night

    I just play even more sexual when that happens
     
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    My playing oozes sensual sexuality and heat
     
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    can you play Careless Whisper?