I Plunked my azzhole down on my ex wife

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  1. Mfactor

    Mfactor Active Member

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    We hardly ever 69'd so when the chance came I fucked it up....I straddled HER so when I put my head between her legs to eat I did it azzhole right on top of her nose...STOP. I heard.....just give me a minute....there she was laying on the bed hands by her side.....Im walking around the room with my tod wwondering WTF I did....fuck me
     
  2. StRyDeRxX

    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    What the.... Is this the cocksman's sidekick? :facepalm:
     
  3. DanMullins

    DanMullins New Member Banned User

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    Gross pig. Fuck you.
     
  4. HowardsNeckFlap

    HowardsNeckFlap New Member Banned User

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    Did she have toilet paper caked in her ass?
     
  5. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    Ask for a Mulligan.
     
  6. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Looooool.
     
  7. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Retard. She needs to be on top.
     
  8. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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  9. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...funny. she never does that when I put my ass in her face, in fact she rather likes it.
     
  10. HowardsNeckFlap

    HowardsNeckFlap New Member Banned User

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    yeah she eats out my asshole many times long time
     
  11. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    So how long has her protective order been in effect?

    You have enough issues for a 5 year subscription...
     
  12. Mfactor

    Mfactor Active Member

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    Yes.....I was so excited. ...I fucked up.....All I heard was STOP......Give me a minute. ..fucked her up
     
  13. HowieStearn

    HowieStearn HateClub

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    take it like a man
     
  14. AGT Blows

    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    /thread
     
  15. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...reason for divorce as noted on petition~improper etiquette.
     
  16. AGT Blows

    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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  17. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ..."judge, his moves on the field sucked"!
     
  18. Zarathustra

    Zarathustra Well-Known Member

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    You must be absolutely horrible in bed
     
  19. Mfactor

    Mfactor Active Member

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    Lol....my beer can cock makes up for it
     
  20. HooHoo

    HooHoo Well-Known Member

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    only breathtaking whores will let you get away with that completely sober. to push limits on girls you actually care about (whatev) with the completion of the act resembling something out of science fiction, you gotta get them drunk at least the first couple times.

    if you want to get ugly, if you really want to fly the black flag, you have to get twisted.
     
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