I possibly have the gout

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  1. jdwhatever

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    :(:(
     
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    splashwut
     
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    no biggie
     
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    Bullshit. It's fucking super painful. We get patients with gout, some are in worse pain than someone who just had a hip replacement surgery.
     
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    Are u a janitor at a hospital
     
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    My Dad had his knees replaced, recovered fairly quickly.
     
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    It could be the beetus.
     
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    I've had a tingling sensation in my left pinky toe. I don't know what the deal is but I don't think that's a symptom of gout
     
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    Mines an ingrown toe nail. Hurts like a bitch.
     
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    My plantar fasciitis has just reappeared. I hate that shit.
     
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    Is it your big toe? It sucks. Ive had that "surgery" several times.
     
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    Yes. Big toe.
     
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    You gotta go to the dr and have them cut it out. Did you try to cut it out yourself? You peel back the skin and fucking pus gushes out and it's all red and hurts like fuck. But if you can get to the nail that's poking in there you'll get some relief. It'll come back tho if you don't have them cut it out
     
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    I've got them my whole life. Wife "surgeries" them. Cause she loves me.
     
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    Usually takes a pint of vodka for medication purposes.
     
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    Yeah me too. Do you run? Every time I gotta get them cut out the dr says I'm cutting my toenails wrong and it's my fault. Of course I'm not. :mad:
     
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    Yes.
     
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    Ewwww and ick.
    U could always stop drinking.
    Eat fairly well and exercise an hour a day at least five days a week?



    Not gonna happen is it?
     
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    Stay away from rich foods. Also, cherry juice is supposed to help.