I Predict Howard will Permanently Move to Florida by 6/30/2014

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  1. illini fan

    illini fan New Member VIP

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    In order to qualify for permanent residence status in Florida and get the tax break he needs to stay there over 180 days...In addition,

    * He will broadcast from an ISDN line and will not even have the balls to admit that he's broadcasting from Florida..
    * Everybody else will still show up to the SIRUS studio in New York

    ...It will be awkward having him interview celebrities while they're in NY and he's in Florida..
     
  2. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    He said he was going to start just "popping in " on his ISDN line and listen to songs with the fans.
     
  3. Kracka-Mike

    Kracka-Mike Temp Ban Gold

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    Gary to every guest "Don't mention that Howard is not there"
     
  4. knu3421

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    Flo-rida make it rain baby
     
  5. Kracka-Mike

    Kracka-Mike Temp Ban Gold

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    :lol:

    That was supposed to be Howard 102
     
  6. Phillipmcd

    Phillipmcd Active Member

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    Yep.
     
  7. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    Ben and Ray will never go to Florida
     
  8. AGT Blows

    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    As a subscriber that started in 2006 and stopped in 2010, I'm around, just like Will, Jason, JD will soon be.
     
  9. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    The Florida show will be like a public access show (with a similar audience of <1000)

    So Sal & Richard will have to start prank calling HIM.
     
  10. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    I'll go one further as long as we're all in The Psycho Friends Network. I'll predict that people will be past giving a shit where the fuck he goes.
    And Miss Cleo will concur... :wd:
     
  11. Afganistand

    Afganistand Motivationally Deficient VIP

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    Wouldn't the AGT schedule fuck that up? More likely next year after he is done with AGT.
     
  12. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, he is stuck in NY for the summer with AGT filming two days a week. Plus, Beth ain't missing the summer social scene on the Hamptons. The whole Palm Beach crowd that is happening is up in the Hamptons in July and August.
     
  13. BringBackJackie

    BringBackJackie Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I'll take that bet. $25,000 vCash. Beth is the engine behind this sad fuck Stern now and Beth isn't relocating to Florida year round.
     
  14. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    will he use a golden mic like Rush too?
     
  15. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    It will be their last trip.

    In an urn.
     
  16. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    And op has a million Pelican bucks to wager on his prediction.
     
  17. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    [​IMG]
     
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    The wig loves his lady gag gag mic daily. :c
     
  19. Frank White

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    I'll never be able to comprehend why a guy would want his career to just fade away and hes consciously doing it.
     
  20. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    "gag gag" :lol:

    gonna steal that.