I purchased 3 novels today. Which one should I read first?

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Which book should Topo read first?

  1. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

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  2. Slaughterhouse Five

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  3. Brave New World

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  4. reading is ghey

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  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep by Philip K. Dick
    Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut
    Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
     
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    Slaughterhouse Five
     
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    Big Vonnegut fan, tho.
     
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    Ja sagen.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    I did not recommend any of those books. :fil:
     
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    Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep by Philip K. Dick
     
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    Tell the truth, you bought the first one because it has Sheep in the title and it's written by a guy named Dick. :schmoopysex:
     
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    Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep is the book they based the movie Bladerunner on.
     
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    Ich genieße häufig das Gefühl der warmen Sonne, die unten auf meinem kleinen Wiener Würstchen schlägt, während ich Geräte in meine Kohlenrutsche einfüge.
     
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    Yes, I never heard of that book and I just Wiki'd it. You are correct sir.
     
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    Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
    Ein viertel Teelöffel Salz
    Eine Messerspitze türkisches Haschisch
    Ein halbes Pfund Butter
    Ein Teelöffel Vanillenzucker
    Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
    Einhundertfünfzig Gramm gemahlene Nüsse
    Ein wenig extra Staubzucker
    ... und keine Eier

    In eine Schüssel geben
    Butter einrühren
    Gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und
    Den Teig verkneten

    Augenballgroße Stücke vom Teig formen
    Im Staubzucker wälzen und
    Sagt die Zauberwörter
    Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim

    Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
    Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen
    und KEINE EIER

    Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen
    und Keine Eier ..
     
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    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal Gold

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    Now I feel stupid for barley knowing how to read.
     
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    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal Gold

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    es ist ziemlich widerlicher bro.
     
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    BNW :cheer: one of my fave books ever. It's when I started dreaming of a widget production = happiness based society :wub:
     
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    nur wenn Sie die Geräte richtig zuerst reinigen nicht können, Geck.
     
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    I want you to read "Brave New World" and count how many times the word indefatigable is used. Then find the word used in "Slaughterhouse Five" the same number of times that Huxley should have used instead then read Dicks and see how just using everyday words make the story more American. :hat:
     
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    Oh, meine Geräte sind sauber, meine Geräte sind echter sauberer fuckin.
     
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    Streptococcus G to the Banbury T. People in the hangout thread say I had alcohol in my blood surrogate. :coffee:
     
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    Ich habe dass ein heller Mantel von Ölhilfen in der Einfügung und in der Reinigung der weiteren Verfolgung gefunden.