I put my dog to sleep and jumped out of a car

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  1. Thelonious Davis

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    I am sad and should prolly go to the hospital tomorrow :depressed:
     
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    Wtf? Are you ok?
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    not sure my ribs hurt really bad my ankle hurts and I think I fractured my nose a little bit
    both nostrils are bleeding and my eye and cheek are swollen
    it was a shitty day
     
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    :eek:

    This trumps my housekeeping problems.

    WTF happened?
    Was this the black dog?
     
  5. Summer

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    please be more specific, I don't exactly get what happened.
     
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    oh and.....:hug:
     
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    yeah she was very old I just didn't think it would be today
    Got super drunk then decided it would be a good idea to just bail out of the car because the wife was in the "anger" stage
    I was stupid for sure but emotions were running high shit is sad
     
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    Holy shit. Well take some ibuprofen and get some ice on several places.
     
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    :fail:
     
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    It's so hard to put a dog to sleep and takes a long time to get over, so sorry Shean.
     
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  14. Thelonious Davis

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    hilarious
     
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    sorry dude. Sounds like a night of fuck.
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    it was thanks for the well wishes
     
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    so you drove drunk and jumped out of a moving vehicle? :scratch:
     
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    Well things can only get better from here.






    Right?
     
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    if this is real, go to the damn hospital & tell them it's 11 to get a couple of 10's down your throat...
     
  20. Thelonious Davis

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    did you read the thread?