I Ran Over A Girl On The Way To Work This Morning

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, May 23, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Pwned!!!


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  2. MatthewT

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    you motherfucker
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Did you check her purse for Mcdonalds coupons ?
     
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    i bet you swerved
     
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    she was asking for it :coffee:
     
  7. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Hitting an Ethiopian only going 5 mph would've totaled your Aveo. :happyhappy:
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Least it's MY Aveo :jj:
     
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    :hhh:
     
  11. Goatweed

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    cross on the green, not in-between.
     
  12. Schmoopy

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    I own my bowel movements too. :happyhappy:
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Schmoopy never learns I aint the nigga to fuck with :ohno:
     
  14. jackie the jerk

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    Did you fuck it?
     
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    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    You mean the BANK's Aveo, and probably at a 14% interest rate.
     
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    Jump your car off his forehead .
     
  17. flailingfish

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    what the fuck is an aveo
     
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    Government Motors Chevy Aveo.
     
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    Mr. Bean laughs at Chriza's Aveo.
     
  20. flailingfish

    flailingfish New Member

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    that sounds like one fucking fine automobile or is it a scooter