I read that Lisa G had a book signing cancelled

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  1. FCCstandards

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    Due to lack of interest and no book sales at the store. :D
     
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    i read she ran outta Double D bra's and was worried she was gonna bonk people in the face.
     
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    Well she got what she deserved. ALL THOSE YEARS of saying, "I don't do that", "Oh I would never do that", "wow you guys are crazy" and "I never"...All of a sudden she's Mrs. Crazy Sex Drugs and Rock and Roll. :rolleye2:
     
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    I'm sure Robin will be in the same situation soon if she really goes through with promoting that ridiculous book about how healthy she became while on a diet she doesn't even follow any more.
     
  7. FCCstandards

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    Stern fans aren't stupid, except Bobo, everyone saw through her make out session with Ronnie as total BS
     
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    Guess MFB and HPE couldn't make it.
     
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    I don't think the Howard TV guys like her, they shot video of her at a signing and panned the crowd, like 7 people and many empty chairs.
     
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    And what's sad is you know Bobo is reading that book like it's all real and telling his wife how crazy Lisa G really is. :snicker:
     
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    Look, the problem is no one knows where to find the book. They keep moving where it is on the shelves. It's the same thing they did with AGT last year. It's crazy!
     
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    Holy fuck, I would have thought you could sell more books that that by accident.
     
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    US sales really tapered off in August
     
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    Funny, Howard 100 News reports it was canceled because there was so much concerns that there was such overwhelming interest by millions of Howard's ravaging fans that there were concerns about mass riots.
     
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    :haha:I bet even Riley Martin's book is outselling that.
     
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    UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH look here. get yo hand out my fuckin pocket.
     
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    do you know the financial aspects of these deals?
    like is the author paid % of profits/per book sale/flat fee
     
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    Funny, whenever someone Howard doesn't like (usually because he's jealous of them) has a project that isn't successful Howard has the numbers at his fingertips or his staff is tripping over themselves running into the studio with the data. With Lisa G's book he pretended not to know what the sales were and no one volunteered any info.
     
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    Who knew that a news correspondent on a two day a month infomercial could be so unpopular?:dontknow: