I really can't wrap my head around how he has friends

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  1. Zelda

    Zelda Legit Boss

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    I just don't understand how he has friends. These people already have names for themselves, so what could they see in him. He's a miseranle bore. Jimmy Kimmel, John Stamos, Billy Joel and whoever the fuck else is his friend. I really don't get it. I wouldn't hang out with him unless I absolutely had to, even then I would find some way out of it.
     
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    :secret: they're not REALLY his friends
     
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    Before we go any further...

     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    yes you would
     
  5. Zelda

    Zelda Legit Boss

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    You really think they aren't?
     
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    Zelda Legit Boss

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    Yes, I would what?
     
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    They're his friends as long as he has a radio show and the illusion of power. Truth is, once he's off radio, all these friendships dry up, until he becomes profitable for them. If he really falls off the rails, I expect Kimmel will have him on and and pretend to be friendly to the freak. What would be great about that is Howards career coming full circle.
     
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    This. Absolutely this.
     
  9. Zelda

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    Hmmm interesting. I know a majority of these people don't, but I thought there might be a weird handful that do.
     
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    kingofallmessicans Sandy Cunt

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    Stern is a star-fucker. Think about how he never developed actual lasting friendships with Jackie, Fred, Artie, or even Robin. These are people that all credit Howard for their success. They all at some point liked him, respected him, and were willing to work with and for him. If Stern treated any of these people like actual human beings, he'd have friends. Instead he shits on the people close to him at work, then goes off to live in imagination land where he is super close friends with all the popular high school kids that ignored his gunky ass.
     
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    $$$
     
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    He's surround by yes friends, meaning nobody will challenge Stern.

    For Kimmel being a big Stern fan, he sure is a idiot and oblivious how much influence he has on Stern and what the show has become.
    Thanks Kimmel for creating Hollywood Howard.
     
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    Every body uses every body in Show Bizzzzzzzzz
     
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    Tovahund Just a good dog.

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    I agree, except Kimmel is a fan boy that grew up listening to him. He has lamented on more than one occasion he has people over to the house and never sees them again.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    You see your friends once or twice a year? Not know their childrens names? Have they never met yours?

    These aren't friends.
     
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    Who is this "he" you're referring to?
     
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    Howard is a Hollywood Big Wig. C list wig
     
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    He's good friends with Ben Franklin, and Ulysses S. Grant.
     
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    friends??

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    Gaarrrry & Maarrry are Boff's Friends. They go visit Chimney Manor & have protected sex.

    Bobo asked the other day if Fred was invited.... & Howard said NO.

    I love how Fred does not suck up to Boff. I assume Fred will not be going with Howard to WHALECOCK?