I really enjoy expelling gas, but for the last week I've been propelling out "contents" with it ...

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    This is an enormous frustration ... I'm having to shower two to three times a day now, as well as do laundry every other day .....
     
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    Don't get the whooping cough I had it two years ago, you cough and can't controll your farts and shits while coughing.
    Real fun while at work
     
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    This explains a lot.
     
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    Why didn't you go to the dr?
     
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    Cough syrup with codeine is the only thing that works for me if I ever get a really bad cough.
     
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    It's referred to as "passing hard gas"
     
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    :secret: it's called a shart
     
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    "Meteoric farting" ... Hitler was notorious for that. The allegations of insanity and genocide came later.
     
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    I went to one. He was a cocksucker. Was mad that I self diagnosed. Told me Im on the Internet too much and the people I talk to on it don't have medical degrees. Then he said he was listening to me while I was alone and didn't hear me cough once (which is actually a textbook symptom of whooping cough, you don't cough all the time)
    Told me I was fine and sent me on my way.
    My boss said bullshit and sent me to another doctor. She gave me a blood test, called me the next day and said I had a raging case of whooping cough, the test was off the charts.
    That first doctor is a prick
     
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    Always making threads to make us think he has a butthole. Nice try.
     
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    Ya :jj:
     
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    Same with Travon Martin.
     
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    No he was using OTC shit.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    As I've gotten older, I've noticed that those big farts are no longer just gas.
     
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    I thought you could get it over the counter but you have to ask the pharmacist for it.
    So I guess that would be behind the counter. :dontknow:
     
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    That's racist
     
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    No, cough syrup with codeine is a script. Trayvon was making some shit I don't even know about that uses otc cough syrup like robitussin. You're thinking of sudafed, which you can buy without a script but you have to ask for it at the pharmacy counter and scan your ID.
     
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    Oh, you're right.

    Travon was making lean.
    I don't know shit about that stuff.
     
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    Cough syrup with codeine is over the counter, just ax the pharmisct and shell give it to you if she wants to.