WTF I really wish I could wear shit like this to court

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  1. Mlaw

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    I would like to wear a hair piece like that in court, they would treat me with respect.
     
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    Can women be barristers?
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Bad hair day OP?
     
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    I'm sure your defendants appreciate the booty skirts and push up bustiers your flaunt instead
     
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    I agree

    It would appear they can

    Oh my

    Actually got a cut and color today, I'm stylin'
     
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    I think I might wear one on my last day in court

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    What do you wear to court? I dress differently depending on if I have a meeting with higher-ups, etc. Can't imagine having to dress for an appearance in front of a judge--I guess conservative is best? Poor Marcia Clark caught so much shit for her "short" skirts!
     
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    I'd save a ton on suits too
     
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    Those wigs look super itchy :no:
     
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    Makes sense.
     
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    Charles Yablon, a professor at Cardozo School of Law, says the wigs and robes melded into courtroom tradition for pretty simple reason: “In short, English judges and barristers began wearing wigs and robes because everybody in polite society was wearing wigs and robes in those days. They continue to wear them because nobody has ever told them to stop.”
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    The judge actually mentioned her new hair style in court.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Is that that the Whig party?
     
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    Yes, they even portrayed that in the show! I just finished reading Vincent Bugliosi's "Outrage--the Five Reasons OJ Simpson Got Away With Murder" (highly recommended), and he is pretty tough on Ito's unprofessionalism, fame-whoreism, rudeness, and general incompetence. He pretty much can't believe how much Ito skated on all his bullshit.
     
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    Beefus and Wigward lies Hurts so good.

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    Furiously.
     
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