I Received E-mail Notificiation Regarding a FedEx Package from Bill Gates

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  1. Tigger Please

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    Dear Beneficiary,

    Your package worth the sum of $750.000.00 United States Dollars in a
    certified bank draft is in our office ready for delivery, it was given to us
    by Mr. Bill Gates wealth (Head Consultant) of the Microsoft Corporation
    United Kingdom saying that it was won by your e-mail address in their on
    going Microsoft Online Sweepstakes 2016 in conjunction with Oil & Gas Nigeria
    Ltd.She is here in Nigeria for a three (3) months Surveying Project as she
    works with a consultant firm in West Africa.We are sending you this email
    because your package has been registered on a Special Order.


    What you have to do now, is to contact our Delivery Department for immediate
    dispatch of your package to your resident address. Note that as soon as our
    Delivery Team confirms your information, it will take only (24 hours) One
    working day for your package to arrive it's designated destination.You are
    advised to contact our Head Dispatch Officer Mr. David Weymouth for your
    parcel delivery to your house address.


    Note that, you will be responsible to pay for your parcel Delivery Fees of
    $200usd because Mr. Bill Gates (Head Consultant) of the Microsoft
    Corporation United Kingdom has only paid for your parcel security keeping
    fees.


    Please provide your personal details as listed below:

    Full Name: ...............
    House Address: ...........
    Telephone Number:. ...........
    Occupation: ..............
    Sex:.. ........
    Age:. ...........
    Country:. ..............

    *********************************************
    Mr. David Weymouth
    FedEx Express Courier Company.
    Head Dispatch Officer.
    *********************************************
     
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  2. BleedingGums

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    They want to know your sex. That Bill Gates is a real rascal.
     
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  4. Tigger Please

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    I hurriedly replied with my contact info so I would not miss out on this opportunity

    Full Name: ....Dickens Sydor..........
    House Address: ...85 Masonic Home Rd. Charlton MA 01507........
    Telephone Number:. 508 248 2250...........
    Occupation: ..Ebonics Instructor ............
    Sex:.. ......Yes..
    Age:. .......2....
    Country:.Fibula........
     
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    Oh, is that what they meant? I thought they were asking if I would have sex as part of the deal. Really, who wouldn't for that kind of cash?
     
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    I didn't read the disclaimer...I hope this is open to residents of Fibula.
     
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    The joke is on them. I would for a lot less.
     
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    Pffft who hasn't?
     
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    Tig is letting Bill Gates tap that. This is quite the scandal.
     
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    The scandal is even more salacious than you can imagine. This e-mail reveals that Bill Gates is a "she" :confused:
     
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    :alert:
     
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    Nigeria is totally legit now.
     
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    Well now that I know you're a dyke I'm less offended that I haven't munched on your box yet.
     
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    Some poor schmo probably has that phone number in real life.
     
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    And you wondered why I had you on block.
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    Block me again, faggot.
     
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    Like you never blocked me.
     
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    It's the police department in a nearby town. I figured it would be safer to give that phone number because with all that cash I am an easy target now
     
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    That little bitch blocked me.
     
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    Agreed. If Bill Gates is doing business with Nigeria, I trust her judgement
     
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