I repeat myself when under a dress

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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  2. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Have a look at the headlock here.

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  3. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    There are few things as exciting as when you're sliding your hand up a woman's leg and slowly start going up her dress or skirt.
     
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  4. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Have a look at the headlock here.

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    Let's get this thread going again.
     
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    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    Humina humina
     
  6. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    I tried, but these homos don't want to talk about getting up girls' dresses and skirts.
     
  7. zingger

    zingger I'm Judging You

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    That and I love the feel of a new hand grabbing my pecker.
     
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    zingger I'm Judging You

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    To creepy?
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Have a look at the headlock here.

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    Dumb ass nerds.
     
  11. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    I don't remember what any of that stuff is like :bigcry:
     
  12. Tigger Please

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    And of course I am in jeans.

    It's like that joke about your ship coming in, but you're at the airport
     
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    Didn't foresee a King Crimson thread spawning this, but ok.
     
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  14. NipplesAndToes23

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    You just made my wee wee move a little bit.
     
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    Not so fast; I forgot to mention they were mom jeans :crying:
     
  16. NipplesAndToes23

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    Thanks for killing my boner, toots.
     
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