I saw a fat faggot carrying his shitty hipster beer in a holster.

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  1. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    What a lazy attention seeking douche.

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    Where was this and what's with everyone's jeans?
     
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    what a great idea. beer holsters.

    it would make at least $1,000,000 in it's first year of production.
     
  4. Scott

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    Middle East in Cambridge and I don't know. I guess it was bad jeans night.
     
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    Roomy
     
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    thats a Pabst beer in the holster.
     
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    I've seen Quonset huts with less square footage
     
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    Recession Rock is an accepted 'cheap beer'
     
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    Hipsters wear skinny jeans. :rolleyes:
     
  10. Scott

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    Yes. I know. The shitty beer almost that went out of business and then some marketing genius came in and decided to target it to hipsters who would drink shitty beer in order to be ironic and unique, like all the other hipsters and they bought it hook line and sinker.

    It's shitty beer, it always has been and it always will be. There's a reason only homeless people drank it up until recently.
     
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    who was at the middle east that night?
     
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    In the same fashion that the Bully in Napolean Dynamite smashed his tots in his pocket, I would have done that to that faggots beer.
     
  13. Schmoopy

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    [video=youtube;Jdr9k1T-rSQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdr9k1T-rSQ[/video]:ulol:
     
  14. Scott

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    I wanted to but I'm a lover not a fighter.
     
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    Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers
     
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    That was bobtraw in the purple dress.
     
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    i put two duck eggs in my pockets to throw at somebody. a friend came up from behind and smashed them both in my coat. :jj:

    fucker.
     
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    i think pabst changed their recipe a while back

    i don't think it's a bad tasting beer

    people drink it because it's cheap
     
  19. Scott

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    No, they changed their marketing strategy. It still sucks. And now it's $6 a beer when it used to be $6 a case.
     
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    Hipsters love PBR