I Saw A Homeless Man Masturbating In The Middle Of Dowtown

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  1. jokeland

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    during rush hour yesterday. No one seemed to notice or care. I envied the man's freedom for a moment.
     
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    That sounds hot
     
  4. jokeland

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    It was about 90 degrees.
     
  5. Lou Loomis

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    Good for him.

    I need privacy, quiet, good lube and even then, it takes me 30 mins to find the right thing to jack to.

    This man is clutch as hell.
     
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    It was his way of remembering 9/11
     
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    I saw a homeless man taking a dump on Market Street then using a newspaper to wipe his ass.
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Did his name rhyme with Brian Beaver?
     
  9. jokeland

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    I will use my brilliant powers with the English language to paint you a verbal picture: A dark skinned African American gentlemen appearing to be about 30-40 years of age. He wore a white shirt stained nearly grey by the difficulties of his situation and dark colored pants which hung loosely off of him allowing him easy access to his genitals. It appeared he wore a rope as a belt that was similarly loosened. He stood at the corner of Adams and Wells which is popular with those under their luck as it has a high volume of foot traffic due to its proximity to the financial district and train station. He had a tattered Mc Donalds cup next to his feet which presumably is the tools of his full time trade when he isn't on personal time. While his pants were not down, his hand was in their pumping like the piston on a NASCAR racer. I walked by quickly hoping not to catch the smells or spray of the 4D show that was sure to result
     
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    I imagine the fromunda cheese and sweat provided adequate lubrication for his undertaking. Still, like I said, there are few of us who will ever have that kind of unbridled freedom in life.
     
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    Next time you see him, just say "Hey Sipawitz, how's it going, bro?"
     
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    I thought this was a song lyric thread.
     
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    I would have snuck around his back and got a giant whiff of his anus circle
     
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    wish I had never asked
     
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    You could have helped him out and tickled his nuts or sumthin
     
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    Oh I thought his dick was out. You actually don't know whether he was jacking or simply scratching the crabs. FAIL
     
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    I like to wait until they are almost finished before handcuffing them. :c