i went there for lunch with my lady. i had the chicken gnocchi soup, she had the salad, we each ate a bread stick, and then we split the shrimp scampi fritta. at a table in front of me, i saw a old white headed geezer sit down with some younger people. the waitress asked if anyone there was a vet or active duty military. they all said the old geezer was a vet. the waitress asked him for i.d. he said, "i have my driver's license, does that work?" waitress said, "no, i need your military i.d." geezer said, "i don't have one. i was in korea 60 years ago. next thing i know, the manager comes over. he's a douchey douche and says, "i understand we have a veteran here. when you got out, what form did they give you?" geezer says, "i don't remember. that was 60 years ago." manager was like "it was a dd... a dd two...?" geezer was like "i don't know, son." manager was like "uhhhhm, ok. i guess i can give you free lasagna. thanks for fighting in korea. i'm a vet, too." i was all like "fuck that manager for being a dick and giving a korean war vet a pop quiz."