I saw one of my first girlfriends ever tonight...like 30 yrs later

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  1. Stew Nod

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    We were at this thing...cancer benefit...wife's friend...hoorible stage 4..blah, blah , blah

    She was a selfish cunt when I dated her...so I didn't wanna talk...We finally came face to face and she was like....IDK? Plastic? Fake? Full of shit? I exited stage left real fast

    Loooz...we're 50...are you still gonna act 12? I really feel sorry for people who haven't grown up...got dnag

     
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    How fat she get?
     
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    pretty..lunch lady arms...Looz
     
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    Don't be so hard on Beth...She's got blind, homeless cats to deal with.
     
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    Not this time
     
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    Plus she was a weed head...when i dated her she was gorgeous...that tight, slit eyes dutch look....Uhhg..no hang face fail...so sad
     
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    why don't you be an adult and join facebook or instagram so you can be haunted by your exes every day
     
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    I' on the fakebook...but that's strictly for Loz and potential azz
     
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    This was an honest thread...i can get pussy anytime...in fact it's a curse...having best friends to me always meant...turning down their women...Looz yes...anyway..I was bearing my soul here dammmit!

     
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    Was this before "she " didn't needed a jock to play on the baseball team?
     
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    It was awesome meeting my girlfriend from 25 years ago recently. She's fat, and married to a line cook at a BBQ joint, my wife is out-of-his world and we arrived in the GT3. Dodged a bullet on that one I think.
     
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    como say wah?
     
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    I remember her. She was the one who broke up with you because of that nasty premature ejaculation problem.
     
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    :sheik:
     
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    Oh...OK then...LOL
     
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    You got me!
     
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    Where's the fucking pics?
     
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