I saw some black dude getting a HJ and BJ from the white chick driving him

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  1. Ridic

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    I was driving a fairly busy highway the other day when this car driven by a fat, young, white chick with a very ghetto black dude in the passenger seat starts to pass me. I was in my jeep which is lifted and as they got beside me I glanced over/down briefly as I almost always do. What do I see? Her chubby fingers wrapped around this dudes black cock that he had taken out through the leg of his gym shorts.

    I immediately slowed down a bit to let them pass and keep them in front of me. She kept looking over at him and was clearly distracted. Last thing I wanted was to be get side swiped or rear ended by these idiots.

    Well, not long after they passed I then see her lean over and WATCH HER HEAD DISAPPEAR! SHE WAS CLEARLY NOW SUCKING HIS DICK WHILE DRIVING!!! She kept going down and coming back up fairly quickly to check the road, but she was definitely swerving a bit.

    Well the inevitable happened not long after the beej activity began and she banged into the passenger side of the car to her left. Totally her fault. I saw the two cars pull off to the side and was gonna stop to be a witness, but had somewhere to be and just kept going.

    I hope the driver who got hit sues the shit out of the ghetto Jungle Fever car though.
     
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    Idiots
     
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    That's hot.
     
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  4. Lou Loomis

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    Pls don't be racist
     
  5. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    The bj stuff is something you should have told the cops about, the other witness may not have seen what you did.
     
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    He must have car jacked her and forced her to do that. After all, white women only have sex with blacks if they are on drugs or drunk.
     
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    That ever happen to your wife mike
     
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    I hope DBD starts a thread talking about how he was getting a handjob on the freeway and saw some creepy white boy voyeur in a jeep watching them :pray:
     
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    o_Osilly me, I always thought the driver gets the blowjob. she must have missed that day in drivers ed
     
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    fuck no
     
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    So she drives safely while blowing black guys


    Got it
     
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    They must have been on their way to work. I'll bet they carpool together.
     
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    Would you say the girl was around 19 or so?
     
  17. SorryBoff

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    He has a suspended license and warrants out for his arrest, allegedly.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    She only blows me
     
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    I've received a hj from the driver while i was in the passenger seat, but a bj is just irresponsible.
     
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