I sense that this Bruno Mars fella is a gay... Am I right?

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Don't know the first thing 'bout him or his music .... Just heard of him for the first time at the Grammys ...

    but after 2 minutes of watching his mannerisms, I can tell he's a gay .... Not there there's anything wrong with that, per se
     
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    Daemon Asshole

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    According to Stew Nod, posters here have great gaydar. So you're in the right place.
     
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    ...Pheeew
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  4. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Gay, and wealthy...
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    wealthy in his knowledge of gay culture...Or, wealthy monetarily ?
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    He is laughing at you...2man.
     
  7. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Loaded. He's sold over 10 million albums and 58 million singles.... in 3 years. :eek:
     
  8. DrSublux

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    I like the gay james brown danc faggy thing he did last night:dontknow:

    I would give him painal :yes:
     
  9. newcastlefan

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    did he get any of that money? usually those numbers are gleaned from the publisher's records of how many were sold to retailers, rather than how many were actually purchased by shoppers. ages ago when i was at WB we were sold CDs at 10 cents each from the company stores. those were also included in the published numbers. entertainment has interesting accounting practices not used anywhere else.
     
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    and i don't care if he is gay, straight, or a hermaphrodite. i only care if he is original; so far he is not.
     
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    I'm ready for him

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  12. jonpow

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    How many pop acts are original?
    By virtue of the genre they are popular. There are many original sounding artists these days, Dirty Projectors, Alt-J, Foxygen, Tune Yards to name a few.
    None of which will ever play at a super bowl let alone crack the pop charts.
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    sure, but if he only got ONE CENT from 58,000,000 singles, that's $580,000...and he IS the writer or co-writer of his songs, so he's getting publishing dollars too, and that money goes on for a very long time after the single's disappearance from the charts.

    but I know what you're saying: I have no idea what kind of deal he has with Atlantic. But I do know those contracts don't last forever. His next contract will probably set up his great-grandkids for life.
     
  14. BrulesRules

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    Bruno Mars halftime show > Madonna's halftime show last year.
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Madonna is awful live. She never could sing and to hear her try it live is always a vicariously painful experience.
     
  16. Phil McKrakin

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    No...he's a fantastic singer/showman/musician. Old style like. You can fuck the fuck off now.
     
  17. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    He was on the field longer than Manning.
     
  18. Phil McKrakin

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    Statistics...they don't lie,
     
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    :jj:
     
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    :jj:









    the broncos are going to be hearing stuff for months.