i shit 14 times today

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  1. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    i had to start dabbing instead of wiping. im sick.. :depressed:
     
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    When are you buying your F-150?
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    im looking right now.. i want a truck and im thinkin a f150 or a ram ..
     
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    Is this your personal best shit day?
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    no ive had a colonoscopy
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Did you blow your nose in any toilet paper today?
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    no but a few times in my hands in the shower
     
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    better than anything else but ford tho..
     
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  11. Mack

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    They've come a long way under Fiat.

    I hear that 1/2 ton diesel they released is a major piece of shit, tho.
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Damn Mr. Clutch, I hope you've got a laptop so you can post from the shitter- sounds like that's where you're spending all your time.
     
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    Clutch, why do you want a 2 wheel drive in the snow belt?
     
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    Did you get a diagnosis? Hope you feel better soon! :console:
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Practical for work.. And I'm at 85 on my terra with no belt issues yet.. I'm on borrowed time as it is
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Thanks... Just started today.. I've been downing theraflu, Campbell's chicken soup and took 5 showers..see how i wake up.
     
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    I shit at least 6 times a day, and it's not because of illness
     
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    If it's an Off Road dump that bitch before the rear differential gives birth.
     
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    Still not sure how a 2x is more practical than a 4x in the snow belt, but it's your story. :hat:
     
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    It's not.. But I'm looking cuz I wanna trade it before dropping 2-3 grand