Discussion in 'Health & Wellness' started by baltimore mike, Mar 23, 2016.
...Into your flesh light, sock, toilet paper, or somewhere else?
How full did you fill the cup?
A good bit
I took a huge Lumbergh this morning.
It used to be called a @HAL
I jacked it before I took my shower this am. Shot a big load. I thought that it would just drop into the toilet bowl. But, it shot with such force that it landed under the toilet seat around the hinge. Man, it took 3 wads of TP to wipe it all clean.
What the hell's the matter with you, Mike? You have that tender young wife probably aching for your loins and you're jacking off into a cup!
What was the cum consistency, Mike? Was it like runny eggs? Or more of a cottage cheese?
I blew a load onto my belly while watching Fox and Friends this morning Terrorism gets me rock hard and the blonde bimbo on f&f puts me over the top.
Were you at the car dealership, mid-Uber, or home?