I shot a hugeeeee load this morning

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar Gold

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    go away
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar Gold

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    suckz
     
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    ...Into your flesh light, sock, toilet paper, or somewhere else?
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar Gold

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    Dixie cup
     
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    How full did you fill the cup?
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar Gold

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    A good bit
     
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    I took a huge Lumbergh this morning.
     
  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar Gold

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    It used to be called a @HAL
     
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    I jacked it before I took my shower this am. Shot a big load. I thought that it would just drop into the toilet bowl. But, it shot with such force that it landed under the toilet seat around the hinge. Man, it took 3 wads of TP to wipe it all clean.
     
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    What the hell's the matter with you, Mike? You have that tender young wife probably aching for your loins and you're jacking off into a cup!
     
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    :jj:
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    What was the cum consistency, Mike? Was it like runny eggs? Or more of a cottage cheese?
     
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    I blew a load onto my belly while watching Fox and Friends this morning Terrorism gets me rock hard and the blonde bimbo on f&f puts me over the top.
     
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    hidden dragon i came. i saw. i derailed. Staff Member

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    Congrats, Mike!!!

    Were you at the car dealership, mid-Uber, or home?
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar Gold

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    runny
     
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