I smell Bacon and I dont mean Lemmy's eyeballs

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrSublux, May 9, 2014.

  1. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    So how did it am go Lem, can you see the bumps on chrizas cock from a distance of 30 meters

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    woops

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    dont rub your eyes Reggie
     
  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    You know what I ain't got time for?

    Figuring out your nonsense.

    :c
     
  3. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Sorry I cant age gracefully:facepalm:
     
  4. Mur

    Mur soon

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    Should just wear glasses imo. :fil:
     
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    Fuck off sublux :pie:
     
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    Bacon is good... Pork chops are good
     
  7. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Jesus H Pendajo :mad:
     
  8. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    He can see!
     
  11. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I did have to buy some grandpa reading glasses this morning. :facepalm:
     
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    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    :lol:
     
  13. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    :pissed:
     
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    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'm sure you very smart and distinguished :D
     
  15. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    That would be a first. :c
     
  16. yosemite sam

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    whats wrong with you Lemmy? Going under the knife?
     
  17. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Under the laser.....already done. :woot:
     
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    phew
     
  19. Schmoopy

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    I really shouldn't be making eye jokes.:facepalm:
     
  20. Daveindiego

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    :lol:

    You really shouldn't bother making any jokes because you suck at it and don't have a sense of humor.