I smoke bombed a wood chuck the other day

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  1. wife is a whore

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    Second time I had to do it. If I didn't kill the fucker, and it can tolerate the stinking hole still, then I'm going with a trap. I have a Hav a Hart trap, but at this point, I'm out for blood. If I see the hole is dug out again, then I am going to use 2 foot traps. One near the hole w/ some apple 1/4s in and around it, and one upside down over the escape hole, so it clamps on his fucking head.

    If I get him either way, I'm going to ask my neighbor if he wants to bring over a mastiff and make a youtube video.

    One time I shot a woodchuck in the belly w/ a cheap crossbow pistol. Nice sounding thud when the bolt hit. Thing musta died in that hole after the wound became infected, because no wood chuck ever went near it again.

    It is too dry this year, but another technique I've used is to put the discharge hose from the sump pump into the hole and flood/drown the fucker out.

    I wouldn't care too much, but the fucking ground hog is digging in and around my horse's run in shed and fucking up the siding. If he stayed in the hedgerow on the side of my property I wouldn't bother killing him.
     
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    tits or gtfo
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    yo keep that lil nigga as a pet son, cuddle with that shit itll calm right down
     
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    If you can imitate the call of the woodchuck they will come running
     
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    Try to reason with it.

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    Can you reason with a woodchuck? I hear they're crafty bastards.
     
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    I'm not into novels. :coffee:
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    How much of ur wood would he chuck if he could chuck wood (if u didnt kill him)?
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    How much wood can that wood chuck chuck? if it can chuck wood that is...
     
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    you fucker
     
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  12. wife is a whore

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    Just about the same as a bob white quail. I heard people call them "whistle pigs" in the past.