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i smothered my asshole in maple syrup and sat on a red ant hill...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by cheezedbyfate, Nov 4, 2012.

  1. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    it burns a little.....
     
  2. BleedingGums

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    Ok
     
  3. cheezedbyfate

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    mmmmmmmm....
     
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    I actually had ants in my pants more than once. Not fun or funny.
     
  5. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    did they get "in there?"
     
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    real maple syrup?
     
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    No, but they bit me all over the exterior
     
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    I would eat red ants out of rm's ass
     
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    No Shine. Red Ants leave horrible bite marks that swell up into blisters. You can eat black or carpenter ants out of my ass :yes:
     
  10. cheezedbyfate

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    no high fructose corn syrup fo dis nugga.....
     
  11. cheezedbyfate

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    :cheer:
     
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    i played that when i was kid
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    :jj:
     
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    Cootie Games :yay:
     
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    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    mmmm....the heat of my burning mangina is carmelizing the syrup.......
     
  16. Scott

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    There's a sentence you don't hear every day.
     
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    I know :nocheer:
     
  18. cheezedbyfate

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    but when the opprotunity does once in a lifetime occur one should partake fer sure