I spend most of the day masturbating to the obituaries and then I laugh.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by UncaDollas, Dec 31, 2012.

  1. UncaDollas

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    I hope you live in North Dakota till you are 223 years old.
     
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    You're so cute Unca.
     
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    Good evening. This thread is a riot!
     
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    Betty was hot
     
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    Betty Crocker wasn't a real person, btw, so that makes the cruddy fake obituary even cruddier.
     
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    Even Jack Goff is looking at her and saying, "Dat ass."
     
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    :lol:
     
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