"I spent 100k on my wardrobe and hired someone to do my hair"...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Axeman32, Oct 25, 2015.

  1. Axeman32

    Axeman32 Active Member

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    Translates into Varvatos gave you the clothes for incessant plugs and Ralph continues to tell you a 62 year old man looks good with that haircut. Don't complain when Ralph is your stylist
     
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    Tracy Little Miss Sunshine VIP

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    Toni does his hair. But he hardly hired her for AGT. She's been around since Private Parts I believe? Or since Ralph was fired from hair duties lol
    But yeah he's ridiculous
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Money not well spent.
     
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    codeine Well-Known Member

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    I'm wondering if Toni demanded more $$$ from the Wig and the cheap prick said no and now Toni is "Around"???

    Seems weird we don't see or hear about her anymore?
     
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    RobotsVsMonsters Semi-lurker since 2008

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    This point has never been made before
     
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    :quote: hair :quote:
     
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    Could you imagine having a hair dresser on call? How gay is that?
     
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    And he still looks like a buzzard wearing a Halloween costume.
     
  11. EmperorsNewCaps

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    Is it really since Private Parts?

    I would like to know the exact year.

    Because right after Private Parts... that was like the day he ordered his first wig, no?

    The last visible hairline pics are from that previous year.
     
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    "Toni - I want my wig to mirrow Robert Reed during his blatant manwhore stage. What's more free spirited then snorting unlimited amounts of coke and taking so many random cocks in the ass that you die from the AIDS. He was my kind of man."
     
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    Jewlican Not this shit again! VIP

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    "Nobody gets a perm anymore."

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    Did he say that on kimmel?

    Most men could look fantastic for 1/10th that. I wouldn't be bragging about that, Howard. For real.
     
  17. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    It came straight from the Pelican's beak 2 nights ago. That's what we're discussing.
     
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    blindbella Well-Known Member

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    Geez, most men can just throw on a t-shirt and jeans and run their hands through their hair and look a billion times
    better than he does!
     
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    Seriously, if that isn't a wig, then I don't know what is.
     
  20. DuckDong

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    He is such a man of the people... Id bet he would eat from hotdog carts while strolling around NYC talking with everyone.,