"I spent 100k on my wardrobe and hired someone to do my hair"...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Axeman32, Oct 25, 2015.

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  1. Axeman32

    Axeman32 Well-Known Member

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    Translates into Varvatos gave you the clothes for incessant plugs and Ralph continues to tell you a 62 year old man looks good with that haircut. Don't complain when Ralph is your stylist
     
    Oct 25, 2015 #1
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  2. Tracy

    Tracy Little Miss Sunshine

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    Toni does his hair. But he hardly hired her for AGT. She's been around since Private Parts I believe? Or since Ralph was fired from hair duties lol
    But yeah he's ridiculous
     
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    Shortwave98 Cookies Bitch Banned User

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    Money not well spent.
     
    Oct 25, 2015 #3
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    codeine Well-Known Member

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    I'm wondering if Toni demanded more $$$ from the Wig and the cheap prick said no and now Toni is "Around"???

    Seems weird we don't see or hear about her anymore?
     
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    RobotsVsMonsters Semi-lurker since 2008

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    This point has never been made before
     
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    :quote: hair :quote:
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    !!!kaboom!!! Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Could you imagine having a hair dresser on call? How gay is that?
     
    Oct 25, 2015 #9
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    Rescued Owl Well-Known Member

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    And he still looks like a buzzard wearing a Halloween costume.
     
    Oct 25, 2015 #10
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    Is it really since Private Parts?

    I would like to know the exact year.

    Because right after Private Parts... that was like the day he ordered his first wig, no?

    The last visible hairline pics are from that previous year.
     
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    Head Censor Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    Oct 25, 2015 #12
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    "Toni - I want my wig to mirrow Robert Reed during his blatant manwhore stage. What's more free spirited then snorting unlimited amounts of coke and taking so many random cocks in the ass that you die from the AIDS. He was my kind of man."
     
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    Jewlican The Pig sticker!! Gold

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    "Nobody gets a perm anymore."

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    Did he say that on kimmel?

    Most men could look fantastic for 1/10th that. I wouldn't be bragging about that, Howard. For real.
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    It came straight from the Pelican's beak 2 nights ago. That's what we're discussing.
     
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    Geez, most men can just throw on a t-shirt and jeans and run their hands through their hair and look a billion times
    better than he does!
     
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    Seriously, if that isn't a wig, then I don't know what is.
     
    Oct 25, 2015 #19
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    He is such a man of the people... Id bet he would eat from hotdog carts while strolling around NYC talking with everyone.,
     
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