I Spent Most Of The Morning At The Hospital

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  1. blairg

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    I've been on a bit of a bender, and I started showing a lot of signs of liver failure. Insomnia, confusion, itchy skin, the white spots on my skin and no appeteite. The did some liver tests and I'm right at that point where any drink I have for he rest of my life will cause permanent damage, but if I dry out the symptoms will go away. They gave me valium.
     
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    I slept more then an hour the first time this afternoon in days.
     
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    That sounds shitty :nocheer:
     
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    my piss looked like tea with 2 bags in it.
     
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    Can they check you into some place to dry out? It isn't going to be easy on your own.
     
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    will Mari need a new knee?
     
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    right now I'm going through that "I can't drink anymore, I wanna just die phase". I'm almost in tears :bigcry:
     
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    CONFUSION..:snicker:
     
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    Fed Ex won't be happy if they find out you have a drinking problem.
     
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    stop drinking so much tea
     
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    Are you gonna drink again?
     
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    What do you drink? And how much a day?
     
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    Do you smoke pot?
     
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    he wanted to, I'm stubborn, and I can't imagine being around other people right now, I'd murder someone.
     
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    How long of a bender and how much a day? :burp:
     
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    I had gotten into a bad habit of drinking 6 tall cans and a mickey of vodka.