i spent the last 2 hours talking to a swinger at happy hour

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Harry Gibbs, Dec 23, 2011.

  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    89,412
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    she's into some really weird stuff. i don't even want to say because no one will believe me. :c
     
  2. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

    Reputations:
    238,067
    Joined:
    May 23, 2011
    Messages:
    124,185
    Likes Received:
    45,097
    my wife has this creepy friend who her and her husband claim to be swingers. theyre really not. they just dont like each other and use it as an excuse to cheat on each other
     
  3. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

    Reputations:
    58,680
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    42,933
    Likes Received:
    4,444
    spill it, hermano
     
  4. Neesie

    Neesie Princess Parliaments VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    119,724
    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2010
    Messages:
    77,532
    Likes Received:
    13,889
    That was you????? :omg:
     
  5. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    89,412
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    with this chick i think it was obvious the swinging was the guy's idea an he just loved seeing his hoar degraded by fucking other guys. she said her bf liked to "make" her fuck ugly guys.
     
  6. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

    Reputations:
    238,067
    Joined:
    May 23, 2011
    Messages:
    124,185
    Likes Received:
    45,097
    jesus christ, WTF?? :jj:
     
  7. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

    Reputations:
    7,050
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    43,535
    Likes Received:
    1,302
    :jj:
     
  8. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    89,412
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    como se dice, 'she likes to fuck in pudding?' in espanol?
     
  9. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    89,412
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    he wanted to fuck a chick with herps and then fuck her with his herps dick. :c
     
  10. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    89,412
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    nice titties and tatts.
     
  11. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

    Reputations:
    9
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    19,629
    Likes Received:
    3
    I knew a chick like that in college. She was cute but not superfine by any means... I've only known a few open swingers, but most of them you don't even want to see nekkid, much less fuck...
     
  12. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    89,412
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    she told me aboot a website she goes to for swingers. i'm looking at it now. :c
     
  13. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    89,412
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    this hoar is kinda cute. she's 28 an has big tits but is pretty skinny. i think i saw some chub around her middle but only a little. i was mostly staring at her huge sack a tits an dsl's.
     
  14. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

    Reputations:
    216,454
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    211,015
    Likes Received:
    33,726
    You're right. We wouldn't believe you, Tbones faggit. Pwned!
     
  15. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

    Reputations:
    259,883
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    70,161
    Likes Received:
    41,933
    I love womenz
     
  16. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

    Reputations:
    216,454
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    211,015
    Likes Received:
    33,726
    More overweight Chris Penn lies. :emperor:
     
  17. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    89,412
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    total hoars.
     
  18. Porn Stache

    Porn Stache Active Member

    Reputations:
    -153
    Joined:
    Sep 14, 2010
    Messages:
    12,583
    Likes Received:
    0
    Because we believe all the rest of the Horse Shit you post?
     
  19. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    37
    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2010
    Messages:
    40,383
    Likes Received:
    6
    Seems like pudding would take a lot of prep time :scratch:
     
  20. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

    Reputations:
    193
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    41,359
    Likes Received:
    7
    I'm not sure why, but :lol: