i spent the last 2 hours talking to a swinger at happy hour

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    she's into some really weird stuff. i don't even want to say because no one will believe me. :c
     
  2. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    my wife has this creepy friend who her and her husband claim to be swingers. theyre really not. they just dont like each other and use it as an excuse to cheat on each other
     
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    spill it, hermano
     
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    That was you????? :omg:
     
  5. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    with this chick i think it was obvious the swinging was the guy's idea an he just loved seeing his hoar degraded by fucking other guys. she said her bf liked to "make" her fuck ugly guys.
     
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    jesus christ, WTF?? :jj:
     
  7. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    :jj:
     
  8. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    como se dice, 'she likes to fuck in pudding?' in espanol?
     
  9. Harry Gibbs

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    he wanted to fuck a chick with herps and then fuck her with his herps dick. :c
     
  10. Harry Gibbs

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    nice titties and tatts.
     
  11. HeinousMark

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    I knew a chick like that in college. She was cute but not superfine by any means... I've only known a few open swingers, but most of them you don't even want to see nekkid, much less fuck...
     
  12. Harry Gibbs

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    she told me aboot a website she goes to for swingers. i'm looking at it now. :c
     
  13. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    this hoar is kinda cute. she's 28 an has big tits but is pretty skinny. i think i saw some chub around her middle but only a little. i was mostly staring at her huge sack a tits an dsl's.
     
  14. Schmoopy

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    You're right. We wouldn't believe you, Tbones faggit. Pwned!
     
  15. DrivenByDemons

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    I love womenz
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    More overweight Chris Penn lies. :emperor:
     
  17. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    total hoars.
     
  18. Porn Stache

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    Because we believe all the rest of the Horse Shit you post?
     
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    Seems like pudding would take a lot of prep time :scratch:
     
  20. blairg

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    I'm not sure why, but :lol: