I spill beer

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    OMG how embarrassing


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    I spilled almost a whole beer at the brewery last night :facepalm:
     
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    lite beer :sgay:
     
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    My most embarrassing story is spilling a full beer all over a stripper :facepalm:
     
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    Tell me more.
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    At the Acrop. Having a steak lunch and a beer with a couple friends of mine. Both females, so we got lots of attention. Dancer is right in front of me, bending down toward me. Set my pint on the wrong part of the counter, splat, it goes all over her legs :doh:
     
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    a stripper once came up and pointed to my beer, i offered her a drink, she said no, "just move that bottle out of the way so you can see my snatch"

    I'm pretty cool
     
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    Chriza got a stripper wet :hhh:
     
  11. Danas Boyfrien

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    He really didn't have to do that.











    Oldie but goodie. :jj:
     
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    That one is ancient!
     
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    In his defense, she was totally axing for it.
     
  14. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Did you offer to lick her clean???