I SRsly Wish I Could Plow PPL Off the Road

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  1. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    It should be legal :fil:

    If youre hanging in the fast lane I should be able to bump you till you move over

    blocking an intersection? I should be able to plow you out of the way

    One of those assholes that knows a lane is closed up ahead and runs up hoping to merge over. I should be able to shoot your tires out

    Wont move over on a interstate to let someone merge? I should be able to plow your ass in the median

    That is all
     
  2. Butcher

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    Sounds like someone isn't getting enough blowjobs at home :coffee:
     
  3. zingger

    zingger Judge and jury Gold

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    You seem angry.
     
  4. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Tired of fuckheads on the road. I try to be a courteous driver
     
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    :smile:
     
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    zingger Judge and jury Gold

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    They just passed a law in NJ that tickets the slow ass fucks in the fast lane.

    :hat:
     
  7. nazdrowie

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    did you "srsly" just type "PPL"? :spingay:
     
  8. gridman

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    Fuck you. I was driving :jj:
     
  9. Butcher

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    He's probably one of those jerkoffs who type "prolly" too :rolleye:
     
  10. gridman

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    Ok butchie
     
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    ...and "jelly" :hhh:
     
  12. Butcher

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    u mad brah?
     
  13. gridman

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    Gayest saying ever
     
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    Agree 100%.
     
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    geo Well-Known Member

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  16. Butcher

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    :brah:
     
  17. gridman

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    Lemmy gets it
     
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    I couldn't agree more. I cuss all of these things every day. The majority of drivers use the left lane as their regular travel lane for no apparent reason. I see people travel in the left lane for miles, then pull over to the right to make a right turn. What's with that?
     
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    boom
     
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