What the fuck inspired a (somewhat normal) 40 year old to start playing an online first person shooter*? Geezus Cripes. Ive got decent hand/eye coordination and these mother fuckers seem preternaturally fast. I think I busted a blood vessel in my eye screaming at the fucking game. Anyone have any Xanex? Thorazine? And, my god, don't even think about listening to the chat these little fuckers engage in... like midgets fucking a chicken on top of a fax machine. *kids got a PS4, I said "oh, nice graphics... I was pretty good at Duck Hunt, let me try"