I started playing COD: Ghosts online and now I wanna hang myself

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  1. Dilkington

    Dilkington Active Member

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    What the fuck inspired a (somewhat normal) 40 year old to start playing an online first person shooter*? Geezus Cripes. Ive got decent hand/eye coordination and these mother fuckers seem preternaturally fast. I think I busted a blood vessel in my eye screaming at the fucking game. Anyone have any Xanex? Thorazine?

    And, my god, don't even think about listening to the chat these little fuckers engage in... like midgets fucking a chicken on top of a fax machine.
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    *kids got a PS4, I said "oh, nice graphics... I was pretty good at Duck Hunt, let me try" :banghead:
     
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    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    Only winning move is not to play. I waste too much time as it is here.
     
  3. Dilkington

    Dilkington Active Member

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    I know, I know... spring cant come soon enough.
     
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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Ya can't beat the little fuckers. Ya just can't
    Hell, I'm 58 and love playing FPS. But the kids just stomp a mudhole in my ass and then walk it dry...

    We cut our teeth on teething rings. They cut their teeth on the edge of a goddamn keyboard! :jj:
     
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    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    I destroy those little kids! It's all about learning the maps and where those kids like to camp.
     
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    COD ghost sucks. .the maps are shit

    Black Ops 2 was way better. ..
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Not true...they exploit the glitches quicker but most are camping little pussies...

    I can hard scope most of those fools..
     
  8. itpdude

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    This is pretty much it. Once you figure one of them out, you figure most of them out. When that happens, most rage-quit in a huff.
     
  9. TehLivingDeath

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    Get some real guns and do some shooting, FAGGOT.
     
  10. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    If you master the 50mm sniper riffles you will be unstoppable

    I overkill with
    A DSR 50 AND Mp7..and do well
     
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    ITT old fags saturated in butt hurt that play shitty video games.
     
  12. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    :secret: Real guns scare them IRL.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Well this thread went well
     
  14. Dilkington

    Dilkington Active Member

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    Only the ones that make noise
     
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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Man-up, guy. Get yourself a couple nice pieces, and head out to your local range. You never know...couple of magazines worth of lead thrown, and your balls might finally drop.
     
  16. Dilkington

    Dilkington Active Member

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    I do. Nothing as manly as you, but I enjoy some plinking and blowing shit up with shotguns during the summer.
     
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    itpdude New Member

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    Speaking of, a new friend of a friend has this impression that THE thing to talk about around me is guns. He just wants to talk guns. . . . and he called a magazine a "clip" about 10 times.

    :facepalm:

    He also didn't know the difference between automatic and semi-auto.

    Needless to say, he's new to the whole thing and goes to this fucking boutique range intown Atlanta. And he has mason jars as decoration.
     
  18. Dilkington

    Dilkington Active Member

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    Hard scoping is run and gun with a sniper rifle, yeah?
     
  19. TehLivingDeath

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    Why aren't you posting in my weapons thread, then?
     
  20. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Ewwww. Where the fuck did you meet THAT faggot??